The World is Mine Once More!

My main computer is fixed! I now have access to a world of knowledge and the powers of Adobe Flash Player 10!
But...we must mourn...for the hard drive that caused the computer to die in the first place could not be saved...
There were so many unspeakably awesome files saved to that hard drive...
*moment of science*
*bolt of lightning and chemical explosion in background*
Amazing what a simple typo can do. *pulls umbrella from hammerspace as bits of failed, exploded science experiments rain from the sky*
So now two months of animation ideas will be poured into the Alice Program...as soon as it installs...*stares at screen and wills computer to run fastah*

So...

The Tragedy of Steve can be animated with a mouse.Yes, it is mind numbingly tedious.
Yes, it is not fun at all.
Yes, until the tablet is fixed there will be no more episodes.
Yes, everything I touch breaks.
Yes, I hate this computer.
Yes, I can count to fish. *one two three four five fish*
Yes, my story for NaNoWriMo is thirteen thousand words of pure failure and annoying randomness that was thrown in for pure plot advancement.
Yes, the novel doesn't even have a plot.
Yes, eggnog tastes awesome with everything.
Yes, this post has been created out of sheer boredom.

Episode Two

Below you will find The Tragedy of Steve Episode Two. And yay, it can still be animated without a tablet pen!
Let's see...According to the dates, an episode is due. It only takes about twenty five minutes to make one of the episodes, so I'll get to work on that...
And also, suggest jobs for Steve to try.

Happy Thanksgiving. people

Happy Thanksgiving. We now eat unhealthy quantities of pie and stuffing.

So for our Thanksgiving, I made cinnamon muffins and then in the process of making the muffins, one turned into a mutant, and I tried to wash the entire container of salt in the sink, and then I accidentally tossed the rest of the nutmeg into the trash, where it disintegrated into dryer lint. Then, after baking the muffins and bringing them to my grandfather's house, I discovered that they were dry and slightly egg flavored. I think I will make them as dog treats from here on out.

And then once we got home, Mom announced that we are going to stay up all night!
Shortly afterwards I accidentally broke my tablet pen while trying to fix it. The little plastic thing on the end that lets you draw had worn down, so we replaced it with another one, and now I can't do anything with it because it selects text when you're trying to click on something, and it can't even draw a circle correctly anymore. I can probably fix this by replacing the battery.
So now my tablet and my culinary skills are broken, along with my computer and this laptop's sound recording program. (it says there isn't a memory card when trying to play back a recording. might be because I possibly accidentally deleted the required files.) At the very least, the speakers on the laptop still work. If they didn't, then I would likely be literally insane by now. Have you ever tried to stop listening to music for awhile? I did, and after about ten hours, everything was slightly gray. A bit scary, really.

So, to end this post, I give you a short list of words that look stranger the longer you look at them.

Gray
Accumulate
Symptom
Symphony
Dalmatian
Chihuhahua
Ewok
Artichoke

You May Be Wondering

You may be wondering what that little animation was. That was episode one of The Tragedy of Steve, which is a stick figure show that I have created about a stick figure named Steve who tries various careers and fails all of them horribly. Episodes should be created every other day.



...I do this 'cos I get bored easily.